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Because I hope to never talk pretty one day. <3

Je ne suis pas trop bien en Francais.

I didn’t even know John Cleese was a real person. Sewiously. Nope, I’ve never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail (but my friends are working on it). The only place I’ve ever heard ‘johnclease’ before… was in a play. A little one act skit about this man advertising and teaching his one student, a female, about this fictional language called ‘Unamunda’. At least… that’s how I think I remember it being spelled. And in the play, ‘Johnclease’ meant ‘English’.

Yeah, it was a pretty rad play. It was an epsomlootly amazing play. <3

Once. I met this chick. And she was Jewish. And she believed in Abstinance. But not Jesus. So for a while. I was a confused Christian child. And then I realized… she wasn’t black.

She’s asian. What more can I say?

“Jess! Open your freaking eyes!”

So once, there was a little girl who was crazy. And a certain OTHER little girl who was quite sane was sent to live in the same house as the crazy girl. Well, one night, the crazy girl snuck into the sane girl’s room at five o clock in the morning.. for the stupid reason that the crazy girl couldn’t sleep. And so the crazy girl rambled on and on, much to the annoyance of the sane girl, about how she was a bat and couldn’t sleep. And then the crazy girl went out and walked in the rain… chanting ‘It’s Raining….’ over and over… all at five in the morning…

This led to a very unhappy and tired sane girl during the day. A very unhappy and sane girl indeed.

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Once, I met these two Jewish Girls. And… they went to this crazy preppy school… and they instantly took a liking to me because of our nearly similar pasts. We had both been under oppression in some time of… old… in which… we were both under oppression. My kind for being of color… and their kind… for wearing hats that did not cover the entirety of their head. And the fact that Jesus, the coolest God ever, was of their kind.

I ‘member when she said “I’d be sad when you die. I’d like to go to your funeral…Do they allow blacks in synagogues?”

Yeah she’s my sistah!

my favorite black person ever, obviously.

except she sucks in not telling me she had this thing.

cough cough cough.